What would Jesus do? McCain or Obama?
I don't think he'd vote for John McCain. McCain & Palin are just not the type of people Jesus of Nazareth would feel comfortable supporting. (I seriously doubt Jesus would forgive Sarah Palin for aerial wolf gunning.) Further, running on the Republican platform links the ticket to Bush/Cheney; Dick Cheney is Satan, and Christ would never cast a vote for his arch nemesis.
Would Jesus even be a registered voter? He'd probably have a criminal background.
At the very least he'd be on the Department of Homeland Security's terrorist watch list for his liberal stances on socialistic programs. A political alien to the American culture, Jesus would more likely live in Canada or France; thus he'd be ineligible to vote.
I think Jesus would most likely vote for Obama. Jesus would be turned on by his charismatic charm and the sincerity in his voice. I could see the two of them share a cup of tea after touring a natural disaster and discussing the tremendous loss and saying a brief prayer with the victims.
Yeah, I'm sure Jesus would be an Obama man.
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